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Zombie Voting

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I was surfing around the net and accidentally came across the Center for Disease Control’s Zombie Apocalypse page.  I was really impressed.  I had no idea someone in the United States Government had a sense of humor.  I’ve heard zombies mentioned quite a bit lately from various sources and that usually indicates a blog is needed on the topic.

If you don’t know, zombies are people who have been brought back to life by mystical means and are in search of normal people’s brains.  I’m not sure why they eat brains.  Maybe its because when that person gets reanimated, they won’t need their brain.  Another definition of zombie would be someone who is hypnotized and practically unconscious, but able to respond to surrounding stimuli.  Much like those recent voters, who have ambled in to vote for Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum without using their brains.

Can’t you just picture all of them slowly, methodically, dragging one leg and swinging an arm, as they march toward the voting place.  Hundreds of voters in a trance-like state who will be undeterred from their only purpose in life, voting for one of the candidates their media moguls encourage.  “Its only between Mitt and Rick. Its only between Mitt and Rick.  Its only between Mitt and Rick”, you hear them mutter as they pass by.  You shout, “Wait, there is a better candidate!  Have you heard about Ron Paul?” “Its only between Mitt and Rick.”  Its no use, they just won’t listen!

Your eyes suddenly get wide and your mouth drops open.  The Realization sinks in that the dreaded zombie apocalypse has begun!  The time when zombies everywhere, arise and begin their long-awaited war against humanity.  Zombies who hate human life in America, along with its liberties and opportunity for financial freedom.  Zombies who love a crushing national debt, Zombies who have no other function than to  keep their evil leaders in power!  Zombies who ignore lie after lie from the same candidates over and over…

I’ve tried reasoning with them, tried handing them good intelligent literature, suggested good psychologists who could help pull them out of their self-inflicted pain.  Nothing works.  They are slaves who don’t want freedom.  They are citizens intent on national suicide!  I just don’t understand.  Here is an awesome candidate in Ron Paul, that they just won’t vote for. A candidate who could have fit in perfectly sitting beside Thomas Jefferson.  Ron Paul may be the last opportunity to save our country from the evils of debt, tyranny, and imperialism.  If anyone could be nominated a founding father “out of time” its Ron Paul.

So how do we help these voting zombies?  I suppose we could work it like a suicide prevention intervention.  For people who are in danger of suicide, you would keep anything they could use to harm themselves out of reach.  Let’s keep these people from the polls.  If you know a Romney or Santorum supporter, invite them to play golf or go jogging that day.  Go for a visit and ask to see all their home movies or pictures of grandchildren.  Of course you need to go vote for Ron Paul yourself, first!  Then, just keep them away.  Keep them from harming themselves.  We’ve got to love them, they just don’t know any better.   Let’s also keep up the flow of truthful information.  Zombies seem easily led by others in power, so if we can convert more of their leaders, we’ll have a pied piper effect.  They might be able to “wake up” from their zombie trance when they see friends and relatives supporting a true leader.

The one bright spot on the horizon is the support that Ron Paul has from the younger generation.  There may be a genetic trait that has developed to fight this disease.  An anti-zombie chromosome.  Or, its just possible, really possible–they’re smarter!  Maybe our intelligence is evolving to the point that America will be saved from harmful politicians and greedy corporations by a generation of super voters.  Able to swat aside media polls with a single swat.  Jump over media traps with a single jump.  Boldly go where the baby boomers didn’t!

Wake up America, your future is calling!

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Ron Paul is a Christian Too

I am perplexed to keep reading how the evangelicals are flocking to support Rick Santorum, a Catholic.  The other candidates that the media keep pushing are Mitt Romney, a Mormon, and Newt Gingrich, a recent Catholic convert.  I guess there isn’t anyone else for us Christians… we have to choose between those three!

But wait, there is another candidate.  What’s his name, I heard it once or twice on the news… oh yeah, Ron Paul.  But he isn’t a Christian and he’s against the military, right?  Wrong, wrong, wrong.  Ron Paul professes his faith in Christ in this video, if you need to see it for yourself.  Ron Paul worked as an obstetrician-gynecologist from the 1960’s to the 1980’s.  He’s against abortion!  He’s against borrowing money by constantly raising the debt ceiling!  Wow, that’s another  Biblical principle and where do the other candidates stand on that???

Many of you believe America won’t be #1 militarily anymore, if Ron Paul is elected President.  Again, that is a misunderstanding of what will happen that has been publicised  in the media and proclaimed loudly in the Republican party.  Ron Paul is against the undeclared wars we’ve pursued in a misguided foreign policy.  Yes, I believe the neo-conservatives will have to look elsewhere to support their money addicted habit in defense spending.  But let me ask you a question, how big does the military have to be?  Honestly, it has to be big enough to defend this country and protect our allies.  We don’t need to keep attacking countries who haven’t attacked us.  Hey, that’s another Biblical principle.

I’m going to stray into college football a little here, just for an illustration.  I’ll say up front that I tend to be an Auburn fan, so no one will take this personal.   In Alabama, the Crimson Tide football team has to be #1 to all their fans.  In my mind, they’ve been spoiled with so many national championships, that a single season loss is a ruined and disappointing year.  If the coach were to leave, the fans would demand the best(highest paid ), most talented around as a replacement.  There are other things going on at the University of Alabama, but most football fans aren’t aware of it.  A lot of kids actually get an education there.  The illustration is this, there are more important issues confronting America than her military power.  We’re going to be #1 for decades to come, lets stop throwing money at the pentagon!  We are overburdened with debt brought on by imperialistic ideas, encouraged by corporate greed.  It’s time to focus on the home front.

It’s time to bring some relief to the financial pain most Americans feel.  I believe Ron Paul will work hard to that end.  President Obama promised us change and didn’t deliver.  Ron Paul has made that promise and will keep it!  For Christians who are searching to someone to support, I can’t think of anyone in the race that has been more consistent than Ron Paul.  His beliefs haven’t changed through the years like the other candidates… Hey, that’s another Biblical principle, faithful to his word!

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